



So as it is widely know I have given up tumblr in favor of instagram and turned this into an unoffical spank bank for myself. But I felt I needed to share some images with you all. In the last few months I’ve been on a lot of dates, some great, some not so great. This is mainly due to the marvel that is online dating sites. Every time I log on however I always find profile pictures of people that leave me baffled.. what possessed these people to take these pictures and say to themselves “omg PERF I’m uploading this one”?
Here are some I found just moments ago..
The “I have no photo”

The “which one am I?”
The “I’m in a race car”

The ” I copy pasted my head”

“Blue Steel”

The “love seat”

The “my head is a potato”
The “my head is also a potato”
The “angst”

and personal favorite The “this is my coffee, this is my dick”
THE END
what just happened?
Why the hell did I start laughing half way through this?
What is life
O____o what the fuck
… I—
Fantastic
its back.
what …
(Source: shiranuiamaterasu)
Reblogged from satyrbuddy with 155,103 notes
bummer city dude.